Field Notes

jeffrey sable is a very Happy and outgoing individual.
Frequently he enjoys picking flowers on park avenue and accosting wealthy society matrons. His keen sense of adventure often finds him scaling the traveler's building though why he likes doing this not even he knows. TRIBAL AFFECT! we observe now his most primal and sacred ritual: our subject's eyes Glaze over as he reverently straightens his books. Grubbing through his collection, he may come accross a Particular Gem and as we may observe at this instant,.......he rubs the book many times against his outer thigh, murmmuring ecstatically as he DOES SO. as he is so different from the rest of this certain genus, his manners may to some seem uncouth. However, among his many strange and unfathomnable habits one may find upon further research and prodding some quite endearing traits....
--Journal of human behaviour vol.20 nr.28
January 2000